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Marshall: “I got a text from a friend of mine on another team. He texted me, ‘Hey yo Marshall, how you been? You’re the coolest,’ yadda yadda… and then, like, he’s like, ‘Ay yo, by the way, tell your man Andre Dawkins to stop hittin’ those threes in my face. It really hurts my feelings and it’s demoralizing.’ What should I text back?”
Andre: “Um, then you know, he should probably play a little bit better defense. You know, especially in Cameron, like, I hit those threes for the fans. They clap and cheer and stuff, so… I mean, if they didn’t like it as much, I probably wouldn’t hit as many, but you know, as long as —”
Marshall: “Right in his face though?!”
Andre: “I mean, but like, they like that even more! So…”
Marshall: “I’ll text back, ‘LOLZ, GET OVER YOURSELF.’”